Howdy! As I write this I only have about 1 week left in Costa Rica, so after this post I’ll have one more about my time here. Okay, on with the info. Let’s start this post off with some good old-fashioned:
TIPS, TRICKS, and Places
Tenorio National Park
If you plan on visiting Tenorio National Park, then bring cash. We didn’t, and ended up driving to Bijagua to pull out cash from an ATM. It’s about 7-9 kilometers to Bijagua, but it will take you a good 30 to 45 minutes to get there because the roads suck so much. It’s a beautiful drive, though.
How to get to the bank: take a left out of the park entrance and follow that bumpy ass road until you hit highway 6. On highway 6 take a left and cruise for a kilometer or so until you see the bank on the left-hand side of the road. Seriously, though, some places need to know about Square.
The magical thing about this park was Rio Celeste. It’s this amazing turquoise blue, and the guy from ExpertVagabond explains the park and river very well: http://expertvagabond.com/rio-celeste-waterfall/
Google Maps has been effing awesome to use in Costa Rica. I’ve been using GMaps in conjunction with T-Mobile, and it has worked out great. Seriously, I don’t give props to big companies much but it’s made life easier for me to have a robot tell me where the hell to go. Cuz’, you know, how the hell do you use paper maps?
Animals on the Road and in Skate Parks
It’s not uncommon to see random horses, cows, and of course, dogs on the side of any road. Sometimes you’ll have to stop your car because there is a small herd of cattle blocking your way. This happened to us as we were on our way to pull out cash at the bank in Bijagua. There was a small herd of cattle, all of whom started peeing when we drove up. One of them was taking a particularly long piss and a calf or miniature cow, whichever, started drinking the piss like it was coming from an upside down water fountain. I guess when you’re thirsty you're thirsty.
There are goats in the skate park next to my apartment sometimes. Their goat master takes them there to graze because no-one really goes there to skate (though I have seen a kid or 2 from time to time). I decided to shoot some video there and tried to pet the largest of them, who had pretty massive horns. Check out the video at the end of the post to see what happened.
The dog situation can be pretty sad here. There are just a million of them roaming around all the time, and some look a little worse than haggard. Sometimes, however, you see a spritely dog on what appears to be a mission. The other day I was walking to various coffee shops to get work done, and each time this one dog ran past me as if he had a dinner appointment with a foreign ambassador. It made me wonder about that dog’s story. He ran with purpose and grace.
I brought a pair of trail running shoes and a pair of boots. Both are pretty damn fantastic, but check out the skinny on the foot cover situation:
- Bring a strong but comfortable pair of flip-flops. I did not, and have purchased 2 pairs here, both of which muck up my feet. The strap kept coming out of the first pair I bought, so I ended up skinning toes on things like jagged beach rock.
- The second pair I bought were a bit like delayed razors. The strap is just not cushioned enough for these feet. I totally need some feet calluses.
*I bought both pairs at supermarkets so that may have something to do with the quality.
- Get yourself a good pair of water shoes. These will be invaluable if you plan on trekking through some jagged beach rock and don’t have awesome calloused feet.
- Get some good water repellent to spray on your shoes and other things. I did not, and my shoes that I walked 5 miles in the rain with did not smell good for a while.
I’m Not Loaded!
As is the case with many destinations, people will try and sell you things. I get it, people need to get by and they have to market their stuff. Some places are definitely worse than others, and so far Playa Brasilito and Playa Conchal has taken the proverbial cake. One dude basically held us hostage with a flurry of words trying to sell everything from lunch at his restaurant to boat rides out into the deep for spear fishing to a trip to Nicaragua. I really wouldn’t have been surprised if he suddenly tried to sell us a bucket of sand.
I really need to figure out a way to advertise that I DON’T HAVE MUCH MONEY, AND WILL WALK TO A GOOD SNORKELING PLACE, THANK YOU. I guess that could be my next tattoo.
On the snorkeling note, you totally can just walk to a good snorkeling place without paying $ to go somewhere with “amazing” snorkeling. This is about budget travel, not Playa Matapalo “I’m in Costa Rica but it’s pretty much just a resort in Florida” travel.
If You’re Bald Like Me
Wear a surfing hat, otherwise your head will feel the heat.
Update on Transportation
I initially purchased transport from San Jose to Playas Del Coco via http://www.transportationincostarica.com. It was $52, and now that I’ve learned a thing or two, there are better ways. If you need to go the ultimate cheap route, then this post from MyTanFeet gives specific advice about how to use the bus. It’s about $8 one-way.
There are about a million beaches and cool spots to visit in this country, so instead of taking the bus or a shared shuttle I decided to rent a car. As I outlined in my last post, the ultimate company to use when renting a car in Costa Rica is Economy Car Rentals.
Costa Rica is awesome, but man some things are really expensive, like sunscreen. It always makes a WTF statement glare in my mind when I see the prices. For a good bottle or spray bottle of sunscreen, you can pay between 6,000 to 12,000 colones, which is about $12-$20. So stock the hell up on your favorite brand in the states or wherever you are and bring it with you. The cheap kind I’ve been getting is functional but watery and burns when you put it on. I imagine neither these are not good signs.
First Aid Kit and La Fortuna
Make sure you have one. My friend Josh Bolinger slid into the jagged end of a rock at La Fortuna waterfall and got a nasty gash on his leg. It was white and red and somewhat gaping. Between both of our first aid kits, he was able to get that thing taken care of. Oh, shit at the pharmacy can be pretty expensive too, so bring the goods. I highly recommend getting a bottle of cheap-ass hydrogen peroxide and putting half of it into a travel container. It’s come in handy for both Josh and myself. I’ve mainly had to use it due to the damage caused by my sociopath sandals.
La Fortuna waterfall is pretty amazing. It’s as if you’re transported into a new and frenzied realm, and not at all in a bad way. It’s very cool and is around the same temperature as Barton Springs Pool in Austin, TX. I definitely recommend it. The city of Fortuna is quaint, and the Fortuna hotel was a good place to stay.
Basically, I suck at it, but it’s a lot of fun giving it a go. Not to mention it’s a fantastic workout. The only practical advice I can give on the subject comes from Carol Bolinger, who lived in Australia for a couple years and knows these things:
- Stretch before you go out there. My sore left ass and hamstring can testify to this.
- Wear a rash guard shirt. The right side of my stomach gets tore up with rash guard. I’m going to buy one somewhere here, cuz there is more surfing in my future. Note: you can rent them at surf shops when you rent your board.
Nosara and Nosara beach are both really cool. I guess there is a lot of yoga that goes down here, and it has an awesome little bagel shop restaurant called “Nosara’s Bagel House.” If you go, try the banana bread. It. is. amazing.
There is also good surfing here, and a couple of surf shops to rent boards from. FYI, if you break a fin off of a board (like I did), it will run you about $20. I was talking to a couple of very nice women from New Zealand who said that the vibe in Nosara was exceptional. I wasn’t there long enough to make a judgment call on this, but I’ll take their word for it.
Random Things and Updates:
I finally have my Patreon account going! You can check it out here if you like: https://www.patreon.com/jnickelworld
I have my first Costa Rica video up on YouTube. Here it is: